Okay, let me start with, my friend has a black Dachshund.
|he pretty much looks like this, chubbiness & all :)|
My friends & I call him the black wiener [juvenile, I know]. Well on Wednesday, my speech teacher told us that we had to give an impromptu speech. She gave us a list of topics & my friend decided she was going to talk about what makes her happy.
As she is walking up to give her speech I blurt out...
"Talk about your black wiener!!"
What possessed me to say that out loud, I still have no clue.
Then I proceed to say...
"Dog!! I meant wiener dog! Talk about your wiener DOG!!!"
Just shut up Emily.
Then everyone laughed at me.
I hate my life.