Okay, let me start with, my friend has a black Dachshund.
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| he pretty much looks like this, chubbiness & all :) |
My friends & I call him the black wiener [juvenile, I know]. Well on Wednesday, my speech teacher told us that we had to give an impromptu speech. She gave us a list of topics & my friend decided she was going to talk about what makes her happy.
As she is walking up to give her speech I blurt out...
"Talk about your black wiener!!"
Idiot.
What possessed me to say that out loud, I still have no clue.
Then I proceed to say...
"Dog!! I meant wiener dog! Talk about your wiener DOG!!!"
Just shut up Emily.
Then everyone laughed at me.
I hate my life.
The end.
3 comments:
HAHAHAHAH oh gosh, this made my day. I don't think everyone laughed at you in a bad way, they probably thought it was cute and funny all at the same time, which it is! too too funny :):) happy weekend dear!
Hahahaha, I am laughing out loud! Hilarious!
Bahahahhaha OMG I would totally do this! and then immediately turn blood red and crawl under a table. This is so dang funny.
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